All the goths and jocks
The chicks and pricks
All bicker, bicker, bickering
It has to be asshole day
How'd it end up with way
In Latrobe PA
Its a wonderful day
It has to be asshole day
It took a parade to say
It was asshole day
And I guess thats okay
It's like oh my god
they thinks it there job
They must be missing a gene
Or a chromozone
They'll die all alone
For being so mean and that's what I mean
When I say it's asshole day
In every way
It's an asshole day
Always the way
It's easy to say
In latrobe PA
It has to be asshole day
How'd it end up with way
In Latrobe PA
Its a wonderful day
It has to be asshole day
It took a parade to say
It was asshole day
And I guess thats okay
The chicks and pricks
All bicker, bicker, bickering
It has to be asshole day
How'd it end up with way
In Latrobe PA
Its a wonderful day
It has to be asshole day
It took a parade to say
It was asshole day
And I guess thats okay
It's like oh my god
they thinks it there job
They must be missing a gene
Or a chromozone
They'll die all alone
For being so mean and that's what I mean
When I say it's asshole day
In every way
It's an asshole day
Always the way
It's easy to say
In latrobe PA
It has to be asshole day
How'd it end up with way
In Latrobe PA
Its a wonderful day
It has to be asshole day
It took a parade to say
It was asshole day
And I guess thats okay